"anywhere" can also mean our own home.
Our phone rang one night around 10:30 P.M. For those of you whom live in cities, the night is still young. For us bush dwellers, that's already an hour and a half past "missionary midnight". The phone call startled me because it was from the contract employee that is staying on our mission property. By the time I got alert enough to find the phone, the ringing had stopped. But, by then my imagination had started...was he in trouble...did he hear something or someone in the compound...was it a call for help?
The answer to that last question was, YES!
Rather alert now, I quickly got dressed and armed myself in the best way I could and then ventured outside of our front door. Looking for "bad guys", I didn't see any so I slowly sauntered through the pitch black down to his house. "Alex, you okay?" "Yes Mzee (respectful term for older man) but, I have mchwa all in the house." Going through the door, I quickly saw that the walls, floor, and even Alex' bed were inundated with ANTS.
Circling the small perimeter of the building, we found the whole back and left side of the house, an area of about 40 square feet, with every inch literally crawling with ants. For the last couple of weeks, we've been watching the long lines of ants as they transversed our yard in an seemingly endless line in their hopeless search for water. This night, they were just everywhere. And before we knew it, we were standing in the middle of them.
Once African ants get in your pants there is only one solution...just drop your drawers. Don't think about the embarrassment, don't think about what you may look like in your skivvies, because the longer you wait the more you pay. Two weeks before, this happened to me in broad daylight (yes, I dropped them right where I stood) and fortunately, no one was around. This time was even better, for the ants were in my pants in the dead of night. Although some local Maasai who may have been up that night might have wondered what was that flash of white running across the mission.






